Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”
Facts! If you chunky don’t be scurrd! I knew what I was signin up for when I met you! I’m true to this not new to this! Plop yo big ass on top and lemme hold you
Exactly. I ain’t made out of toothpicks and hope. Better bring your ass over here and cuddle up.
toothpicks and hope 😂
I’m deadass scared I’ll crush someone cuddling on top of them
I promise you wont. The human body is strong. And if you’re that scared, you can do the half body thing. Just lay your head on their chest, and throw your leg over them.
Right
I’m still stuck on the toothpicks and hope.
i’d still contemplate for 100yrs on whether i should cuddle on top of him with my fat ass lmaooo
Yes…yes you should.
#CuddleOnTop2k17
We (women) need to hear more stuff like this ❤❤ we go everyday missing out on some real loving because of our fears
I got you
Thick, chunky, big, curvy whatever, ya’ll come on and get on top! I lift weights and I’ll support all of your perfection! And if I die…. I’ll die happy!
Being fat ain’t never stopped me from getting on top.
